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Is White Noise Scary? The Verdict and the Whole Plot

Somewhat, 4 out of 10. It's a ghost story told through static and recordings, with a few jump scares.

THE SCARE SIGNAL
SCARE SCORE
4 /10
DREAD LEVEL
Medium
You may eye the radio for a night.
DOG
Dog: fine
fine, no dog dies.

Ruling: It is a grief story about voices on tape that turns hostile, and it is fine for most teenagers.

White Noise runs ninety-eight minutes and is about an architect whose pregnant wife goes missing for five weeks. A stranger then tells him she is sending messages through electronic voice phenomena, which is a polite way of saying radio static.

The premise, briefly

An architect whose wife has gone missing is told by a stranger that she is contacting him through recordings of electronic voice phenomena, and he starts listening for her.

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How it ends, the scene you're dreading, what happens to the dog, and the bottom line. About twenty seconds to read.

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