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Is The Witch Scary? The Verdict and the Whole Plot

Yes, 6 out of 10. It's slow dread about a family that starts suspecting each other after a baby disappears.

THE SCARE SIGNAL
SCARE SCORE
6 /10
DREAD LEVEL
High
Expect a few nights of side-eyeing the nearest goat.
DOG
Dog: not fine
not fine, and the body is shown.

Ruling: Watch it in daylight, and expect a sad, quiet movie that makes you look at a goat differently.

The Witch runs ninety-two minutes and is set in 1630s New England, where a family is banished from its town over a religious dispute. They set up a farm beside a very large forest, which is a poor choice of address.

The premise, briefly

In the 1630s, a Puritan family is banished to a farm beside a forest, and when their newborn vanishes, they start to suspect each other of something worse than carelessness.

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