Is The Substance Scary? The Verdict and the Whole Plot
Yes, 7 out of 10. It's body horror about aging, and the last stretch is extremely graphic.
🐱THE SCARE SIGNAL
SCARE SCORE
7 /10
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DREAD LEVEL
High
Expect to think about it, and about your own reflection, for a few days.
DOG
Dog: fine
no dog, so nothing to worry about.
Ruling: Skip it if you have a weak stomach, because the ending is extremely graphic.
The Substance runs two hours and twenty-one minutes. A famous aerobics host is fired on her fiftieth birthday, and a hospital nurse hands her a flash drive advertising a black market drug that comes with a weekly schedule.
The premise, briefly
After a TV producer fires her for being fifty, a faded star injects a black market serum that creates a younger version of herself, with one strict rule about sharing time.
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How it ends
Sue beats Elisabeth to death, then creates a monstrous body called Monstro Elisasue from the leftover serum. It collapses outside the studio, and Elisabeth's face crawls to her star on the Walk of Fame, where she melts away.
The scene you're dreading
The New Year's Eve broadcast, near the end: Monstro Elisasue tries to host the show, the audience erupts, her head is cut off and a more mutated one grows back, and an arm breaks and soaks the audience and studio in blood.
The dog
There is no dog in The Substance, so no dog dies.
It is a nasty satire about aging that ends in an outrageous gore finale.
THE SHORT VERSION IS HIDDEN
How it ends, the scene you're dreading, what happens to the dog, and the bottom line. About twenty seconds to read.
What actually happens
Fired by a man named Harvey
Elisabeth Sparkle is a faded Hollywood film star who has hosted a long-running aerobics show on television. On her fiftieth birthday, the producer, Harvey, fires her because of her age. She is so distracted by the sight of workers taking down a billboard of her own face that she crashes her car. At the hospital, a young male nurse slips her a flash drive advertising a black market drug called The Substance, which promises a younger, more beautiful and more perfect version of herself. Elisabeth takes about as long to decide as it takes to get home and place the order.
Elisabeth injects herself with the single-use serum and convulses, and a younger woman named Sue climbs out through a slit in her back. The rules are that the two bodies swap consciousness once a week while the other lies unconscious and is fed intravenously, and that Sue needs daily injections of stabilizer fluid taken from the original body or she deteriorates. Sue auditions to replace Elisabeth, becomes a sensation overnight, and Harvey offers her the New Year's Eve show. Sue enjoys her new life. Elisabeth shuts herself in and hates herself. When Sue takes extra stabilizer fluid to delay a switch for a man she has brought home, Elisabeth's right index finger ages rapidly. The supplier tells her that delaying the swaps will cause irreversible, rapid aging.
A roommate situation that ends badly
Elisabeth and Sue begin to feel like separate people, and they dislike each other more each week. Elisabeth resents Sue for ignoring the schedule, which makes her age faster, and Sue is appalled by Elisabeth's binge eating. After one especially destructive episode, Sue hoards stabilizer fluid and won't switch back. Three months later, the day before the New Year's Eve show, her supply runs out and the supplier tells her she has to switch back. Elisabeth finds herself turned into a hunched, deformed hag. To stop Sue from aging her any further, she orders a serum made to end her. She stops before finishing the injection, still wanting Sue's fame, and revives Sue, so both are awake. Sue works out what Elisabeth tried to do, beats her to death, and leaves to host the show.
The New Year's Eve show goes badly
With Elisabeth gone and most of the serum already used, Sue's body falls apart quickly. She tries to make a new version of herself from the leftover substance, even though it is meant for a single use. The result is a mutated creature with both Elisabeth's and Sue's faces, called Monstro Elisasue. She covers her face with a mask made from an Elisabeth poster and tries to host the show anyway. This is the scene people brace for, and it comes near the end. The audience erupts into chaos. Someone in the crowd decapitates her, and an even more mutated head grows back. Then one of her arms breaks and sprays blood across the audience and the studio.
The ending, explained
Monstro Elisasue flees the studio and collapses outside, where she bursts into a pile of viscera. Elisabeth's original face peels off the gore and crawls up to the star with her name on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, which has been neglected. She smiles as she imagines people admiring her, and then she melts into a puddle of blood. A sidewalk scrubber cleans it up the next day. Elisabeth, Sue and Monstro Elisasue are all dead by the end of the movie.
The post-credits ruling
There is no post-credits scene. You can leave when the credits start.
✓ Spoiled safelyDog status: no dog, so nothing to worry about.
Questions people ask at 1am
Is The Substance scary?
Yes, The Substance is a 7 out of 10, with a gore rating of 5. It has a few jump scares and a lot of dread about aging, and the finale is extremely graphic. Expect it to linger for a few days.
How does The Substance end?
Sue creates a monstrous body called Monstro Elisasue, which falls apart outside the studio after the New Year's Eve show goes wrong. Elisabeth's face crawls to her star on the Walk of Fame and melts away.
Does the dog die in The Substance?
No, because there is no dog in The Substance.
Is there a post-credits scene in The Substance?
No. The Substance has no post-credits scene, so you can leave when the credits start.
Who is Monstro Elisasue in The Substance?
Monstro Elisasue is the mutated body that Sue creates from leftover serum after Elisabeth is gone. In The Substance it has both Elisabeth's and Sue's faces and tries to host the New Year's Eve show.
BLURRED FOR YOUR PROTECTION
The whole plot of The Substance is hidden, ending included. It stays that way until you ask.
You don't have to sit through two hours and twenty-one minutes of The Substance to know what the serum does. Install Scaredy Cat and it blurs horror before you see it.
